why i'm a coward. slightly emo, slightly funny.... →
Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old:
1. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. 2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. 3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. ...
I have a theory. So the weekends are fun and we exhaust ourselves, we work up as...– Lord Barney aka’d Keegan Barney aka’d the coolest IT guy ever.
okay, i'm done quoting myself. i promise. :) for...
i’m anxious for everyone on the planet to see this movie. well, except the...– This Girl
has your twitter recovered from it’s venereal disease?– Me
yeah. you’re spoiled. spoiled enough that i want to punch you like a...– Moi (yes i quote myself. because i’m funny. :) )
forwarded to me by a girl at work - surprisingly...
THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment,...
i feel like i’m completely floundering. i’ve so been here before. this tells me i’m going in some sort of supremely unhealthy circle. become unhappy in how things are —> analyze this and what might help —> vow to change the appropriate things to become more of what i want to be, therefore, happier —> live on —> become unhappy in how things are...
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it...– Rita Rudner
today i wore my hair parted down the middle. this is something i never do. haven’t done in years and years. the only time i tried it i thought it was incredibly unflattering and just made me look generally awful. so this happened on accident and it didn’t look all that bad. i decided to leave it and here it is, hours into the day and i still think it looks okay. hm. i wonder...
i am not a slave to social media. and yet, here i tumbl. *sigh*